August 17, 2011

Eve 6, “Here’s to the Night”

Did you know that the 90s were just like this? Eve 6 would just show up at your house sometimes and start partying. And your mom would be like, “Get that guy with the pierced nose bridge out of here!” and you’d be like “Moooooooooooooooooooooom, c’mon!” •
August 14, 2011

Red Hot Chili Peppers, “Hump De Bump”

…or a band that is actually capable of writing a good song and chooses not to?

Anyway, at least the part about them hanging out with teenage girls seems factually accurate.

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311, “Come Original”


Is a bad song worse when it is performed by a band that traffics exclusively in bad songs…

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Fall Out Boy ft. John Mayer, “Beat It”

Look what you’re doing, Michael Cera. Every day you put off signing on for the “Arrested Development” movie, you force your former cast-mates to take literally any job to make ends meet. Like “The Change-Up.” Or this video. Buster, you’re killing me.

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Hoobastank, “Crawling in the Dark”

The Mountain Dew: Code Red of songs?

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Kidz Bop, “1985” (Bowling for Soup cover)

But don’t take my word for it! Let the dead-eyed creatures of Kidz Bop expose the true horror of this song. I realize I may be over-stepping my boundaries to describe this song as so bad as to be anti-human…and yet.

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Bowling for Soup, “1985”

As I’ve made motions to revive this site, I’ve noticed that no conversation about the worst songs of all time is quite complete without this.

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March 29, 2008

Sugar Ray, “Fly”

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March 17, 2008

Kelly Osbourne feat. Ozzy, “Changes” (a #1 song in the UK!)

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February 16, 2008

“Hey Delilah”, Plain White Ts

This is on rotation literally every time I go to the gynecologist’s office. Every time.

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